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From Jeans to Genes…
Funny Conversation… Me – You have Mommy’s genes Cameron – I don’t like Mommy’s genes Me – Why don’t you like Mommy’s genes Cameron – Her jeans are too big, I don’t like my jeans either, they hurt...
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To Whom It May Concern: Volume V
To whom it may concern, Thank you for giving me a daughter, who gets angry, then screams in the highest pitch known to man. Thank you for giving me a daughter who at the ripe old age of 16 months has...
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Sir, you dropped your underwear…
Funny Conversation… Lady – SIR, SIR!! Me :: I turn around :: Lady – I saw these fall out of your pant leg Me – Thanks :: Horrified I immediately grab my underwear out of her hand and put them in my...
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They fixed it after Megatron crashed into it: Part III of Road Trippin’ 2013
With day one in the books, a plan planned out, we set out for a second day of adventure and culture. We disembarked the Metro and headed to the White House. Prior to us leaving Chicago we had friends...
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Where’s the friggin’ stroller: Part V of Road Trippin’ 2013
As we pull into the parking lot TheWife and are in a deep conversation regarding, if we should bring the stroller on our final day on the National Mall. It was seriously a meeting of the minds...
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The Saga Ends: Part V of Road Trippin’ 2013
Outside Washington’s Greenhouse Once again, I would like to thank Mike and Kelly for opening their home to our family, feeding us, watching our kids so me and TheWife could go out (Maple Manhattans),...
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You want to give Mom WHAT for Mother’s Day
Funny Conversation… TheBoy – Daddy, who’s your favorite Star Wars character? Me – What kind of question is that? Han Solo of course! TheBoy – Well, Han Solo isn’t cool until the snow movie. Me – You...
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PISS – POOR – PARENTING
Funny Conversation… TheBoy – Dad!! TheGirl is on the coffee table! Me – Tell her to get down. TheBoy – She said she’s going to jump Me – Talk her down!! TheBoy – Too late… Let the good times roll…...
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To whom it may concern: Volume V
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for giving me a daughter who from sun-up to sundown has at least 12 mental breakdowns (do the math). Thank you for giving me a daughter who raids and pilfers the...
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